| | Yeah. So..... I went to the Zoo today.. that was fun.
Well, on our way home I figured we could go to the mall and such and do a bit of shopping because I am in desperate need of clothes. No seriously... I am.
So anywhom. We go to the mall.... I basically go there to flirt with Willie, hot guy who works there and yeah... so, I digress. I chill, look around. Have fun.
We head to Target and Wal-Mart. BLOODY HELL!!! There are NO clothes, that are actually cute at those places. Fucking fashion designers have NO clue how to design clothes for fat people because they're all skinny!!
Tips From A Plus-Sized Girl To Fashion Designers:
1) Empire waists are a NO-NO!!! All they do is make us look like we're pregnant. And when you're sixteen and go to my school, people can and will ask if you are. Usually, a person would be. anywhom
2) Belts that go under our boobs, are BAD! They are for skinny people, not someone who wears size 16+. The belt does not flaunt our curves, it just makes us look more... round. The only people above size 16 that should wear these belts are people with well defined waists(isn't it obvious?)
3) Short skirts/skorts/shorts are HORRIBLE!!! Who's bright idea was it to make a denim miniskirt in size 18?! If you have nice legs and a nice butt, I can see you wearing a miniskirt, but other words, all we're going to do, is get made fun of.
4) Shirts with an elastic band at the bottom, around the waist are NOT good! These just makes our fat stick out more.
5) Just because we're fat, doesn't mean we don't want to look sexy! Make plus-sized clothes out of something other than ugly ass floral print and jeans with elastic waist bands. Believe it or not we can zip, zippers, and button buttons. If it is necessary, then make the jeans with elastic bands cuter, not just synthetic denim that's cheap to produce.
6) Clothes that are tight are NOT good! I'm talking about the clothes that are mean to stick to your body, I'm talking about the clothes that are made of this crappy fabric that just sticks to your body for no reason.
7) Jeans that are low-rise, should not be made. Some girls can fit in these and look really cute, but please! We don't want to be bending down to pick up something and worry about people seeing our cracks.
8) Clothes at Hot-Topic are really cute, and should be made in plus-sized. Clothes at Target are cute, and should be made in Plus-sized, I'm talking about the Juniors sections. Why do we have to look like dogs just because designers don't bloody know how to design for us?!
Alright. That's my rant. I don't know. It just really bugs me that if I want anything uber cute that doesn't make me look fatter, pregnant, or like a dog, I have to go out of state or get it off the internet.
I think I should start designing clothes..... Like I design some dresses.. but. I just don't know how to go about it.
If I designed plus-sized clothes, it would all sell great. At least for women. Don't know nothing about mens clothing... |
| | Posted 3/30/2007 10:28 PM - 22 Views - 4 eProps - 3 comments
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